CONDOM PROOF (Lyrics by Loco Mama) Been knocked up so many times I can’t even count the rhymes that men have used to sweep me off my feet They all start with “coochie coo” and then they whisper “I love you” the next thing that you know I’m in HEAT! I always whip a condom out, I put it in their hand and pout They promise me that they will put it on Now, I’m not certain if they did but when we go to do the deed It feels to me like that damn condom’s gone Chorus This time maybe I’ll be Condom Proof (repeat) When I go out I have some fun I never think what could be done When I’m laying on the floor all drunkded up I know my pancake is exposed I never thing of getting hosed I mean, come on, it’s not time to Shtup. They post my pictures on the net Well, honey, that don’t get me wet I’m only here to tell you, you damn prick If we have a drunken screw You got to promise me that you will put a rubber on your goddamn dick Loco Mama goes “New Wave”. Directed and edited by Zipster. Filmed by Zipster and Schnootzie! Thanks to Candida for the use of her bar. Thanks to Sign543 for his contributions. This is a parody of La Roux’s “Bulletproof”. This is the original video www.youtube.com
You’ve had? me since candy bra, loco mama! Keep workin’ it you crazy “woman”!!!
You’re too kind!?
never? mind
its a? man…
i want fuck? her <3
Ha? ha ha….NO!
Singing this? in public wasn’t the greatest idea…
love the facials?
Y U NO? WIN A GRAMMY
I had never heard “Bulletproof”, Had never heard of “LaRoux” and? I STILL laughed my ASS off but to be fair, (Because I KNEW I’d like YOUR lyrics to this LaRoux’ song) I watched it and if anyone reads this and says I’m slamming LaRoux, I kind of am because I think Zipster is SO MUCH MORE MULTI-TALENTED than LaRoux, Tik Tok or anybody and I can’t imagine WHY someone hasn’t offered him a screen test! If Jim Varney could make it big with “Vern” THEN other characters, why not ZIPSTER??
scariest video on utube by far lol you go? uh er well you just go
How old r u talkin? about Condom proof xD
I? was about to eat but then suddenly … Im not hungry anymore !
Loca Mama I voted for? you too HA!
That is the ugliest tranny? evah!
La roux is too cool for you?
Love? it!!!
how? old is this dude
lol you have? got to get this stuff on itunes
Lml?
I lost it with that COLLOSAL? COSMO!
let’s be original and talk about how much auto tune loco? mama used
Love you? Loco Mama!! Your vids keep the laughter going! Always been a huge fan!